It was my first time getting to second base with a boy, and we were in the backseat of his friend’s car. I confidently moved my hand over his penis and start stroking it up and down when suddenly it flops completely to the side! It was erect, but in my head I thought aren’t penises supposed to be erect vertically? I had to awkwardly move my hand up and down his shaft at a weird horizontal angle all while trying to kiss him as sexily as I could. I told my older guy friend afterward and he couldn’t stop laughing saying that this guy had a “broken dick.” Now at age 20, I realize it was probably because his pants were pushing his penis down but for a couple years I thought this guy’s penis was broken!

-20, Female, San Jose, Favorite food: french fries